Goddamn Friendslist.

With the advent of smart phones came a much easier/lazier method for an illithid to keep track of it’s contacts. Everyone they knew could be organized into categories like “Assholes I have to tolerate”, “Thralls”, “Those I’d probably like to eat”, “Those I’d definitely like to eat.” and even “Those I will never want to eat ever.”

hint: An easy way to get on the “never ever eat ever” list is to text them a picture of your dick. You’ll likely never hear from them again. Happy spelunking!